rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy, via kirrugh)

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via tiaxmc)

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picsandquotes:

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Push Button, Receive Bacon

You’ll never look at a hand dryer the same way ever again.

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Caution, Snakes Will Chase You

Hopefully they aren’t poisonous.

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teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

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theboywhofangirled:

moriartyandsons:

theboywhofangirled:

idlely-rambling:

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

noxbat23:

theboywhofangirled:

LEGS

SHOULDERS

KNEES

AND TOES

YOU IDIOTS IT’S HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES GET IT RIGHT

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT WITH LEGS???

THIS WASN’T MEANT TO HAPPEN

(Source: kimpossibooty, via oknope)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via oknope)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via oknope)

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: gamegrrl, via speak-with-passion)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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